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Post by JHG on Jan 30, 2024 4:09:52 GMT
*Hail to the Chief plays*
Chief Justice Reynard: Hello my fellow Americans. Welcome to this epic moment where the President of the United States takes the Oath of Office and addresses his/her people. Now, your new president...
*shoulder gets tapped*
Wait, what're you doing here?!
Bowser: ROAR!(Translation: Hello my fellow Americans! I am President Bowser! And I am here to...)
Courtney Bowser: Wait a minute here, there’s been a bit of a mix-up. Sorry, but you’re not the right Bowser for this show. I’M the right Bowser!
Bowser: *mutters confusedly*(Translation: So...I'm not Bowser? She's Bowser?) *mutters in shock*(Translation: Oh! You're COURTNEY Bowser!)
Chief Justice Reynard: Right this way!
Bowser: *grunts*(Translation: I'll be going now.)
Courtney Bowser: Nope, this way.
Bowser: *grunts*(Translation: Oh, of course.)
Chief Justice Reynard: See ya!
Courtney Bowser: Maybe you'll win the next election!
Bowser: *roars*(Translation: Goodbye!)
Chief Justice Reynard: Are you...related?
Courtney Bowser: Pfft. I wish!
Chief Justice Reynard: And now...The Oath of Office!
Courtney Bowser: I, Courtney Bowser, do solemnly swear(or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States.
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